It is a period of doubt. Cancers are spreading all around us. Hidden pears, eaten once a day have won their first victory against the evil woman lung cancer. During this snack, pear spies managed to steal secret plans to the cancer ultimate weapon, the Unawareness of Eating Pears to fight breast cancer. Pursued by the cancer’s sinister agents, Princess Pearfact races home aboard her garden, custodian of the stolen plans that can save many women and restore health to the galaxy…
Pear courage and might are well-known through the whole fruit kingdom. Such powers frequently lead to myths, legends and inspired numerous tales that still vibrate in any fruit education. As a consequence, every single little fruit has received one at Xmas: a mighty fluffy pear that will fight and protect any monstruosity coming from evil nightmares!
Wut Wut human, we welcome you to our new blog.
We shall be clear, this blog has for only purpose to serve the interest of the Pear Consortium by emphasizing on the fact that Pear is the best and tastiest fruit in ze World .
- A Pear? What is that? A sweet potato? No my son, it is the fruit of eternity: “Check out the Nutritional Benefits to learn more!”
- You always dreamt of undressing our robes by going on a peeling spree but you did not know where to go from there: ” Check out our tasty recipes!”
- Krrr, Dzzzzz, Vrrrrrrr, crushing, mixing, blending are what you do best: a fruit holocaust for an epileptic flavor explosion in your mouth that makes you ready to vanquish the day or own the night: “Check out our delicious Smoothies & smart Cocktails!”
- Medical Use – well, we both know it is intriguing enough for you to click on it…
In one word, Pears are pearfact!